Home Depot Scam

A”heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each


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7 responses to “Home Depot Scam

  1. It’s good that you’re helping the economy by going out and spending money on home improvement, but this is a serious problem that law enforcement needs to address.

    Also, is it always the same two girls, or are there different ones each time? Which Home Depot is it?


  2. You poor man. I’ll pray for you…and your VD. Oh, and I too am curious as to which Home Depot. Just for research purposes, of course.

  3. democommie

    Well, Mack, at least it was two young women, and not guys who look like me!

  4. Dude … that joke is SO OLD!!!!!!


  5. Mack:

    I was just over at Wal-Mart, they didn’t know what the hell I was talking about.

  6. Well hell. At my age all I can do is get ya with the great hair and eyes…don’t think I’d get many wallets. 😦

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