I want Dan Abram’s head. I not only want him fired, I want him publicly humiliated, then, drawn and quartered and then I want his puny little head placed on a stick, like Vladimir The Impaler (I think, perhaps Aunt B, master of all things Viking related, can school me) and then I want someone to parade his head around the studios of MSNBC. Someone make this happen for me, please. He has taken what started out as a decent alternative to Network News and made it his own private “girls I’ll never schtupp but I’m fascinated by quasi-celebrity so heres what leads our newscast today” network.
He was actually on the air a few minutes ago, in a 10 minute, repeat, 10 minute segment on how outraged the L.A. Courts were about Paris Hilton’s release. Ok, in the last Republican debate, Duncan Hunter said he would authorize tactical nuclear weapons against Iran if they continued making centerfuges. (I’m paraphrasing, mostly because no FRIGGIN NEWS NETWORK COVERED THIS MORONIC STATEMENT.) I’d like 10 minutes on that, please.
I’m serious, I want his head.
EDIT: I keep calling this bonehead Dan Abramson. My bad. His name is ABRAMS. I still want his head.