Dear God, it’s me Mack. Just wanted to clarify something with you, if you have a minute. I hope I never let you think I didn’t believe in you, it’s just that I don’t believe you are infallible. Really, anyone who thinks all of this is some grand accident is a moron, or probably spends too much time over at TCP. (You wouldn’t believe what they are talking about today. Shudder)
Anyway, my proof that you get tired and make mistakes surfaces this time of year. See, I love Spring, it really is some of your finest work. Bright sunlight coupled with a gentle breeze, flowers in bloom, you know the drill. Not to nit-pick, but onion grass and wasps were never in the plans, were they? Toward the end, you decided to bust a little freestyle, and thought they would be a good idea. Well, Madam, they are not. I’m just sayin.
p.s. I appreciate the whole mid-term thing, really.