At 6′4″, 225, I am an imposing physical presence. Thankfully, my time spent with the Dalai Lama taught me to not rely on my extreme physical prowess, the better to let my pure and enlightened soul be the thing that draws people near. And so it is. Please do not let my Mensa membership intimidate you to the point that you do not leave a comment, I accept all viewpoints here, regardless of how poorly thought-out. Lastly, please do not hold me accountable for my Adonis-like looks, especially my piercing eyes, (done up in blueprint blue) as these attributes are an accident of birth, quite possibly a virgin birth. So, welcome, dear visitor, your presence is celebrated!
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Ginger // February 5, 2007 at 10:54 am
Put something in here! Suggestion: “I’m just a guy with dreamy eyes, and somewhat of a jerk.”
Ginger // February 5, 2007 at 10:57 am
Ooops, did I say dreamy? I meant beady…
zing!
Aunt B. // February 7, 2007 at 11:45 am
He does have dreamy eyes! You know, for an outlaw.
Ginger // February 7, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Mack knows that I him because I care…
Ginger // February 7, 2007 at 7:44 pm
uh, how did that happen…
Mack knows that I *tease* him because I care…
er, Freudian slip?
Bill Fisher // February 9, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Mensa, huh? I gotta say, joining that outfit was the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
Mr. Mack // February 9, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Actually, Bill, I wasn’t even sure how to spell it…
Joe P. // March 20, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Hey Mack -
took me a bit to find your blog and thanks for your comments on mine. sorry about the problem finding an email for me – when i switched to Blogger 2.0 it left it out, but it’s back in there now under my profile.
feel free to drop me a line!!
coaks // August 3, 2007 at 10:48 am
youre a coyote
http://www.coaks.wordpress.com
claudia // September 17, 2007 at 12:22 pm
so like umm, we’re both in tn and share the same template. it’s destiny that we should know each other. love the blog.
Music City Bloggers » Blog Archive » What About You? // November 18, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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cowgalutah // January 9, 2008 at 9:52 pm
nice about page… not the norm. ya know 100,000 things about me that you don’t really want to know.
Sue Donym // May 21, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Gee, yeah, Mack, you could be in Mensa, you write well enough you’d probably pass the test(s) – you get to pick. But it sounds like you have enough intelligent friends already! ;-p
democommie // June 22, 2008 at 6:34 am
Mack:
Did you ever e-mail me?
You are an imposing dude, but gently impositional, ifuknowudimean.
Mr. Mack // June 23, 2008 at 6:14 am
Demo…my sincerest apologies…please email me at freespeech 43 (yahoo)
If you did this before, you got lost when I seperated business account with personal. (long story)
DADvocate // November 6, 2008 at 3:49 pm
You left out your extreme humility.
gregg // November 14, 2008 at 10:22 pm
(old roger draft-dodger
Leavin by the basement door),
Everybody knows what hes
Tippy-toeing down there for
and what about all those tiny burn holes in your t-shirts daddy-o? yeah what about dem??
seamom // November 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I am impressed…and oh so curious… Any guy who actually knows and likes both Chrissy Hynde and Johnette Napilitano, and decribes himself the way you do, has really got to be something!!
Mr. Mack // November 21, 2008 at 4:26 pm
J.N. hooked me with “Jenny I Read” a long time ago….