“Three wolves moon.” Dumbest name ever for a shirt, right? Never sell. Then, some folks parodied the shirt in Amazon reviews….and, well, go see for yourself. Unbelievable. Heres one of my favorites:
As many know from Entertainment Tonight and various court pleadings, I am a big Roseanne Barr fan. The judge and her attorney call it “stalking,” but we all know how the haters try to kill true love.
For years Roseanne has somehow managed to resist those overtures of love, but once the Three Wolves & Moon got involved…
That’s right… resistance and restraining orders fell by the wayside.
She even returned the favor with this interesting strap-on thingy.
Luckily, thanks to the power of this wonderful clothing experience, I’m walking regularly again and taking my new lady to the monster truck rally tonight.
Thanks Three Wolves & Moon!