Monthly Archives: January 2009

Who Are The Whores Now?

I couldn’t escape it.  On the phone with Gingersnaps, on HBO, and again in various “news” sites throughout the web.  Someone please tell me what the fascination is with (ex) Pastor Haggard?  Yes yes, he is a hypocrite.  Yawn.  Glass … Continue reading

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FGF- The Evolution Of Dance

A decade ago, I owned a club that featured comics as well as live music.  I developed alot of respect for comics, even though I didn’t get to know any that weren’t bat-shit crazy.  I like this bit.  Heartbreak, if … Continue reading

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A Place To Marry My Inflatable Girlfriend

Brilliant.

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I DRMed This Post

I have a DVR.  It allows me to record a program I don’t have time to watch and it can pause a program for up to an hour, if I’m called away from the television. So far, so good.  Its … Continue reading

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Cat Rescue: FAIL

Standing in my living room, talking on the phone, with the TV on, I thought I heard mewwwing noises.  I hung up, turned off the TV, and called the family in to listen quietly….meeeew.  meeeew.  Unmistakable.  There are kittens somewhere … Continue reading

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Only In America…

I heard this morning that U.S. Airways is offering those passengers aboard flight 1549 a check for 5000 bucks, “for their trouble”.  I’m sure that the check comes with some sort of legalese that renders the recipient unable to sue … Continue reading

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Ha!

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two … Continue reading

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We Won…Now, Act Like It

Southern Beale beat me to it, but all I could think of after reading this was AWHELLNO! Yet another example of Republicans having no long-term investment vision, and yet another example of why Democrats are viewed as spineless appeasers.  Fund … Continue reading

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Pachelbel, Go To Hell

I’m not even a musician, and this makes me laugh out loud.

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Sorry, Rock Solid, You’ll Just Have To Wait

Yay!

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