The Coyote Chronicles

If I’m Right, Obama Owns Pennsylvania, + 48

October 24, 2008 · 8 Comments

Cuz, for some reason we still let Oklahoma vote.

Anyway, if you haven’t been following, a young woman, volunteering for the McCain campaign in Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA, reported to police that she was robbed at knifepoint by Scary Black Man.  Supposedly, Mr. Scary Black Man noticed her McCain/Palin bumpersticker and became so enraged that he beat her to the point of unconciousness and then held her down and “carved a B on her face.”

Drudge carried the story in screaming red type, and the attack prompted a personal phone call from the McCain camp, and a statement from the Obama camp.

The young victim even twittered the fact that she was a little nervous being “on the wrong side of Pittsburgh.”  As soon as I saw the picture, I knew it was a hoax.  Note the B is backwards, ala Morton Downey Jr’s botched swastika attack.  I knew the police would suss out the truth in no time.  But, what has me concerned is that this unstable girl might have been prodded or even hired to do this…after all, she is from Texas, and went to Pennsylvania to volunteer.  McCain needs Pennsylvania or it is over.  There is no scenario for him to win without that state. This seems so Corsi-like….

I am breaking out my biggest foil hat to don until this story is totally investigated…but, if it turns out she WAS hired for this, it will doom the McCain campaign to the worst electoral defeat in history.

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FGF- I Want To Fly Into Your Airspace.

October 24, 2008 · 18 Comments

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