The Coyote Chronicles

I’m Stockpiling Food. Now.

June 30, 2008 · 6 Comments

No wonder that invitation from Hef never came in the mail.  I was doing it wrong!

Just for fun, be sure and check out step 5.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • GingerSnaps // June 30, 2008 at 8:53 am

    That guy in the picture looks like Garth Brooks…should I have been praying to Garth Brooks instead of Joe Pesci all along?

  • Christian // June 30, 2008 at 9:09 am

    If you’re serious about stockpiling vittles, I tried pickling this weekend if you want a recipe. I can’t say it’s a good one until I eat the pickles. I just couldn’t bear all them cucumbers coming in at one time and not eating them all, so I reckon I’ll start pickling them.

  • The Missus // June 30, 2008 at 9:21 am

    You’re spending to much time on wikihow!

  • Mr. Mack // June 30, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Christian, we already can food from our garden or that of The Missus’ garden. Last year, we bought a nice pressure cooker, but, really, that was pretty tongue in cheek.

    Appreciate it, though.

  • heartbreaktown // June 30, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Reading further, my curiosity was picqued at the topic “How To Blow A Shofar”.

  • Mychal // July 1, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Ironically, I’ve met Hef.
    And his amazon queen girlfriends.

    Assuming your talking about Hugh Hefner, but I can’t imagine your talking about anyone else.

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