The Coyote Chronicles

The Winner Is…

April 1, 2008 · 14 Comments

Hoo-boy, I need to go back to selling cars in this town…I would be rich in no time.  Seems Mary Mancini got a few people that I would have sworn had a pulse, and brainwaves.

Really people?  Steve Gill?  Right hooks, Left smooth?  Anyone around here own a calender?

LMTWSAO.

Maroons, the lot of you.

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14 responses so far ↓

  • Ginger // April 1, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Heeeyyyy! As I told Mary, I can’t help it if I embrace my idealistic vision for our world. Where we can all live in harmony…Dems and Repubs, conservatives and libs, dogs and cats…all existing and working toward the ultimate good of the human race.

    You may think I’m a dreamer…but I’m not the only one.

  • Ginger // April 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    …and I’m white, not maroon.

    ;)

  • nm // April 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    your tubby, wrinkled, sagging ass?

  • Ginger // April 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    nm…once again…I LOVE you!!!!!

  • Sharon Cobb // April 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    She got me, too.
    I was explaining (in email) that there is no right hook or left jab in boxing, and that it’s a right hand and left hook, if they wanted to use boxing metaphors. I told her I finally found one good thing that came out of being married to someone who fought for the heavyweight championship of the world, and I had to take that back!

    She got me, good! I’m so freakin gullible.

  • Aunt B. // April 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Oh, god, do not make him moon the internet again.

  • Southern Beale // April 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    Ha! I knew it was a fake! Steve Gill doesn’t have the cojones to take on Mary Mancini!

  • Mr. Mack // April 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    NM,

    ahem

  • Ginger // April 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    Oh, for the love of all that is good and decent, do not click that link! ;)

  • nm // April 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    I notice that the ass in that picture (which I have no proof is Mack’s) is artfully braced against the woodwork to enhance its appeal. It might be tubby and sagging, for all I know. Although I grant that it doesn’t seem to be all that wrinkled; maybe ‘wretched’ is what you meant?

  • The Missus // April 1, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    I’m married to the photographer that took the picture of the ass in question. My husband said to me in his nervous George Castanza voice “Mack made me take a picture of his bare ass today.” He was traumatized, but is better now as time and tequila heal many wounds.

  • dan t // April 1, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    On a serious note, I dont understand why people get so worked up over these radio hosts. Outside of Rhodes and Savage Ive never heard any of the others say anything that crossed the line. I listen to Gill,Valentine and Rush now and a few years ago when I worked in Jackson at night… I listened to libs like Harrell Carter on 101.5 in Jackson and a gentleman that did the local show on air america in Memphis and Ive never heard any of them guys say anything that I considered out of line.

  • Ginger // April 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    OH! So the truth comes out!! “Mack MADE me take a picture of his bare ass today.”

    ahahahahahahaha! Squee!

    This thread totally made my day.

  • democommie // April 1, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    dan t:

    If you are listening to Rush (I’ve never listened to Rhodes, Gill or Valentine) and you’ve never heard a comment that “crossed the line” you must be hard of hearing. Michael Savage is scum.

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